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Normal parents at a family dinner: So how was your day?
My parents at a family dinner: These are the four types of spit takes and how to properly execute them.
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July 25, 2014 at 2:02 PM | Post Permalink | 3 notes



outdoor survival tip: not sure if a plant is poison ivy? rub it all over you body. if you develop a rash, it’s probably poison ivy. 

July 25, 2014 at 7:24 AM | Post Permalink | 1 note



my-procrastination-from-writing:

after i went to the dentist i was watching game of thrones with my mom. i read the books and she didn’t so she was super freaked out by the red wedding and i just looked at her and said

he wouldn’t be bleeding this much if he flossed

and i’m not allowed to watch game of thrones with my mom anymore

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July 24, 2014 at 6:01 PM | Post Permalink | 7 notes



Me: *texting* Out getting Ashley's birthday present.
Friend: Me too. What colour toaster do you think she wants?
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Why?
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July 23, 2014 at 9:01 AM | Post Permalink | 3 notes



My armor is tenfold shields, my teeth are swords, my claws are spears, the shock of my tail is a thunderbolt, my wings a hurricane, and my breath…death!

(Source: nedstarq)

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July 23, 2014 at 7:16 AM | Post Permalink | 2,474 notes



my-procrastination-from-writing:

If you aren’t receiving my snapchats, you’re missing out

my-procrastination-from-writing:

If you aren’t receiving my snapchats, you’re missing out

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July 22, 2014 at 3:03 PM | Post Permalink | 1 note



In English today my teacher was walking around looking at everyone's stuff and this one girl had Fifty Shades of Grey under her desk

Teacher: What's that?
Girl: My book.
Teacher: Oh really?
Girl: To be honest, I can't stand it. It's trash.
Teacher: *picks up book and hurls it in the the trash can*
Girl: What!
Teacher: I just filed it. You said it was trash.
Teacher:
Girl:
Me:
Me: I love you.
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July 21, 2014 at 11:02 AM | Post Permalink | 13 notes



my-procrastination-from-writing:

Once when I was really tired and not thinking straight I started calling everyone’s eyebrows caterpillars and saying that one day they would turn into butterflies.

Except this one guy. His caterpillars will never become butterflies because he’s ginger.

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July 20, 2014 at 8:01 PM | Post Permalink | 3 notes



my-procrastination-from-writing:

I sort of wish we would advance a bit towards the world of the Hunger Games.

I mean, I know their world was really messed up with war and poverty and kids fighting to the death and stuff.

But they had really awesome showers.

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July 19, 2014 at 12:01 PM | Post Permalink | 15 notes



my-procrastination-from-writing:

we had to make holiday cards in class today with if then statements and my teacher said it could be any holiday so I did this

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seems innocent enough on the outside…

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my teacher is refusing to look at me now.

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July 18, 2014 at 9:01 AM | Post Permalink | 5 notes




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