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luckyduckronnie:

my-procrastination-from-writing:

I feel like tumblr will ship anyone or anything. I could be like:

I have an banana and apple.

 And people would be like I ship it. 

SHUT UP AND LEAVE BANAPPLE ALONE! YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THEIR LOVE!

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July 27, 2014 at 6:01 AM | Post Permalink | 4 notes



TV Writers: This script is good, but be sure to mind the fourth wall.
Supernatural Writers: There's a fourth wall? Don't worry, I've got an extra wrecking ball. We can fix it.
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July 26, 2014 at 8:01 PM | Post Permalink | 9 notes



alayneestone:

I do belong here. These bad people are what I’m good at. Outtalking them, outthinking them. It’s what I am. And I like it. I like it more than anything I’ve ever done.

Tyrion Lannister Week - Day 1 - Favorite Season // Season 2

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July 26, 2014 at 7:16 AM | Post Permalink | 884 notes



Normal parents at a family dinner: So how was your day?
My parents at a family dinner: These are the four types of spit takes and how to properly execute them.
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July 25, 2014 at 2:02 PM | Post Permalink | 5 notes



outdoor survival tip: not sure if a plant is poison ivy? rub it all over you body. if you develop a rash, it’s probably poison ivy. 

July 25, 2014 at 7:24 AM | Post Permalink | 1 note



my-procrastination-from-writing:

after i went to the dentist i was watching game of thrones with my mom. i read the books and she didn’t so she was super freaked out by the red wedding and i just looked at her and said

he wouldn’t be bleeding this much if he flossed

and i’m not allowed to watch game of thrones with my mom anymore

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July 24, 2014 at 6:01 PM | Post Permalink | 7 notes



Me: *texting* Out getting Ashley's birthday present.
Friend: Me too. What colour toaster do you think she wants?
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Why?
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July 23, 2014 at 9:01 AM | Post Permalink | 3 notes



My armor is tenfold shields, my teeth are swords, my claws are spears, the shock of my tail is a thunderbolt, my wings a hurricane, and my breath…death!

(Source: nedstarq)

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July 23, 2014 at 7:16 AM | Post Permalink | 2,517 notes



my-procrastination-from-writing:

If you aren’t receiving my snapchats, you’re missing out

my-procrastination-from-writing:

If you aren’t receiving my snapchats, you’re missing out

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July 22, 2014 at 3:03 PM | Post Permalink | 1 note



In English today my teacher was walking around looking at everyone's stuff and this one girl had Fifty Shades of Grey under her desk

Teacher: What's that?
Girl: My book.
Teacher: Oh really?
Girl: To be honest, I can't stand it. It's trash.
Teacher: *picks up book and hurls it in the the trash can*
Girl: What!
Teacher: I just filed it. You said it was trash.
Teacher:
Girl:
Me:
Me: I love you.
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July 21, 2014 at 11:02 AM | Post Permalink | 13 notes




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